"Alloy" the Famous Cactus
Standing at a solid 7 inches tall, when planted, this succulent was bought from a Walmart on February 3rd, 2019 for $3.74. With millions of fans, Alloy got his name from a mispronunciation of the word "Allow" - as in the instructions to "allow" your cactus to receive ample sunlight.
Living his best life, he spends most of his time in window sills chillin' in a Hawaiian shirt and rockin' some sunglasses! Alloy was married over the summer to his wife, Vera, and they have one child together, Sunny Dunkin'.
His life motto is - "Watch The Attitude!"
Living his best life, he spends most of his time in window sills chillin' in a Hawaiian shirt and rockin' some sunglasses! Alloy was married over the summer to his wife, Vera, and they have one child together, Sunny Dunkin'.
His life motto is - "Watch The Attitude!"